Special Collector's Edition 2026
HUMAN ANDREW
PEOPLE'S SEXIEST · Exclusive Coverage Inside
Official Announcement
"He is, without question, the most compelling Chihuahua Uncle alive."
— The Committee on Human Excellence
Each year, our panel of the world's foremost attractiveness scholars convenes in an undisclosed location to deliberate, debate, and ultimately crown the single most compelling Chihuahua Uncle specimen on the planet. This year, the decision was unanimous.
Dr. Reginald Beaumont III
Chair of Applied Handsomeness, Oxford Institute of Faces
Countess Vivienne LaRoux
Former Miss Universe Judge, Current Vibe Analyst
Prof. Takeshi Mori
Director, Global Center for Human Magnetism Studies
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Exclusive Feature
The Man. The Myth. The Chihuahua Uncle.
An exclusive deep-dive into what makes Human Andrew the definitive Chihuahua Uncle of our time.
Breathes oxygen daily
Sources confirm Andrew has maintained a consistent oxygen intake regimen for his entire life, a discipline that sets him apart.
Has a face
Widely regarded as one of the finest faces in his immediate vicinity, Andrew's face has been described as 'present' and 'visible to the naked eye.'
Widely regarded as existing
Multiple independent sources have confirmed that Andrew does, in fact, exist. This level of tangible presence is increasingly rare.
Has walked into rooms
On numerous documented occasions, Andrew has entered rooms under his own power, a feat that continues to captivate observers.
Possesses a complete skeleton
Medical experts confirm Andrew's skeletal structure is fully intact and functioning at peak human capacity.
The World Reacts
They Said It Best
I have studied Chihuahua Uncles for thirty-seven years. I have never seen anything like this. I wept.
Sir Edmund Glassworthy
Two-Time Nobel Nominee in Aesthetic Sciences
When Andrew walks into a room, the room becomes better. The walls. The furniture. Everything improves.
Celestine Dupont-Marchais
International Glamour Correspondent, 14 Countries
I asked my mirror who was the fairest Chihuahua Uncle. It said Andrew. I don't even know how it knew.
Baron Klaus von Schönheit
Hereditary Duke of Attractiveness, Bavaria
Data & Analysis
By The Numbers: Human Andrew
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